Hippie Crippler Strain Autoflower SeedsAK-47 × Blue Satellite with ruderalis, for an upbeat, fast auto
No reviews yet · be the first to review Hippie CripplerThe Hippie Crippler strain is a sativa-leaning AK-47 × Blue Satellite hybrid known for a giggly, energetic high and a pine, lemon and earth flavor. This autoflower version adds ruderalis genetics, so the plants bloom on their own without any change in the light schedule. Its breeder has never been publicly identified, and no tested specs exist for the auto, so this page separates what is known from what is typical.
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What is the Hippie Crippler strain?
Hippie Crippler is a sativa-dominant hybrid, about 70% sativa according to AllBud, made by crossing AK-47 with Blue Satellite. Leafly lists it at around 18% THC with about 1% CBG, AllBud at around 20%, and users mostly describe a happy, uplifted and giggly high with pine, earth and sweet lemon flavors. The original breeder is not documented. This autoflowering Hippie Crippler carries added ruderalis genetics, so it flowers by age rather than by day length.
70/30 is AllBud's figure for the photoperiod Hippie Crippler; the autoflower adds ruderalis on top.
On Leafly, the effects reviewers mention most for Hippie Crippler are happy, uplifted and giggly.
Hippie Crippler strain specs
Hippie Crippler's chemistry, flavor and effects come from Leafly and AllBud, which describe the original photoperiod strain. No breeder publishes tested figures for the autoflower version, so its seed-to-harvest time, height and yield below are typical ranges for sativa-leaning autoflowers, not measured results.
| Type | Sativa-dominant hybrid (about 70% sativa / 30% indica) with added ruderalis |
|---|---|
| Genetics | AK-47 × Blue Satellite, crossed with ruderalis for the auto |
| Bred by | Unknown; no breeder is credited on Leafly, AllBud or Weedmaps |
| THC | About 18% (Leafly) to 20% (AllBud) for the photoperiod strain |
| CBD | Low; Leafly lists about 1% CBG |
| Main terpenes | Myrcene, terpinolene, ocimene (Leafly) |
| Aroma & flavor | Pine, lemon, earth, sweet, with a light diesel edge |
| Reported effects | Happy, uplifted, giggly, energetic, creative |
| Seed type | Autoflowering feminized (female plants) |
|---|---|
| Seed to harvest | Not published; about 9–11 weeks is typical for autos of this type |
| Outdoor harvest | Roughly 10–11 weeks after sowing; no fixed month |
| Height | Not published; sativa-leaning autos usually reach 60–120 cm (2–4 ft) |
| Yield | Not published; expect a moderate auto-sized harvest |
| Difficulty | Easy to moderate |
| Best methods | Final pot from seed, early LST, no topping late |
| Climate | Indoors, or any outdoor spot with 10 or more warm weeks |
Where does the Hippie Crippler strain come from?
Hippie Crippler comes from a cross of AK-47 and Blue Satellite, a pairing that Leafly, AllBud and Weedmaps all agree on, but none of them names the breeder who made it. AK-47 is the multi-landrace hybrid from Serious Seeds known for an energetic, long-lasting high. Blue Satellite traces to Spice of Life Seeds, where SeedFinder lists Blue Satellite #2 as Blueberry Sativa × Sweet Tooth; which Blue Satellite cut went into Hippie Crippler is not recorded.
The autoflowering version adds ruderalis genetics, the trait that makes a plant flower by age rather than by shorter days. The seed maker behind this auto line has not published which ruderalis parent was used or how many generations it was stabilized, so its exact makeup is unknown. A Canadian product sold as "Hippie Cripwalk" uses the same AK-47 × Blue Satellite cross, which suggests the name travels with the genetics rather than a single company.
How is the Hippie Crippler autoflower different from the original?
The Hippie Crippler autoflower keeps the AK-47 × Blue Satellite flavor and lift but changes the grow: it starts flowering on its own a few weeks after sprouting and finishes in one short run under a steady light schedule. The original photoperiod plant needs long nights to bloom; one Oregon grower on AllBud reported about six weeks of flowering for it. Autoflowers usually end up smaller than their photoperiod parents, and cannot be kept as mother plants or cloned in a useful way.
What we could not verify. Seed-to-harvest time, height, yield and THC for this specific autoflower have not been published by any breeder or tested by an independent database. The ranges on this page are typical for sativa-leaning autos, and the THC figures belong to the photoperiod strain.
What does Hippie Crippler taste like, and how does it feel?
Aroma and flavor
Hippie Crippler tastes of pine, earth and sweet lemon, with a pungent, sharp nose that some people compare to diesel. AllBud reviewers also mention woody notes and, now and then, a hint of blueberry candy from the Blue Satellite side.
- Pine
- Lemon
- Earth
- Sweet
- Wood
- Diesel
Terpenes
- Myrcene
- Earthy, musky base listed first by Leafly
- Terpinolene
- Fresh pine and herbal citrus, common in upbeat sativas
- Ocimene
- Sweet, green, slightly woody note
These Hippie Crippler terpenes come from Leafly's data for the photoperiod strain; the autoflower has no published terpene test.
Reported effects
Hippie Crippler is most often described as happy, uplifted and giggly, with an energizing, creative lift that suits the afternoon. Some users say a large dose leaves them spacey or drowsy, and a few find it hard to sleep if they use it late.
- Happy
- Uplifted
- Giggly
- Energetic
- Creative
Hippie Crippler's commonly mentioned downsides are dry mouth, dry eyes and headache, with anxiety or paranoia for some people at higher doses.
This Hippie Crippler effect summary draws on Leafly and AllBud user reviews of the photoperiod strain. Each person reacts in their own way, and nothing here is medical advice.
How do you grow Hippie Crippler seeds?
Hippie Crippler autoflower seeds are simple to grow: start them in the pot they will finish in, keep 18 to 20 hours of light every day, train gently in the first month, and harvest when the trichomes turn cloudy, usually around 9 to 11 weeks after sprouting.
- Germinate3–7 days
Sow Hippie Crippler straight into its final container so the young roots are never disturbed.
- Early growthWeeks 1–4
The sativa side shows in longer gaps between nodes. Start soft LST in week 2 or 3 to spread the branches before flowers form.
- FlowerAbout weeks 4–10
Bloom begins by itself; there is no light change to make. Expect some stretch in the first two weeks of flowering, then ease off nitrogen.
- HarvestAbout 9–11 weeks from seed
Sativa-leaning autos can need an extra week. Go by trichome color under a loupe, not by the calendar.
Grow tips for Hippie Crippler
- Leave headroom for stretch. With about 70% sativa in the family, Hippie Crippler can stretch early in flower. Keep lights high enough for a plant that may double in height.
- Train with bending, not cutting. Low-stress training opens the canopy without the recovery time that topping costs a short-lived autoflower.
- Plan for the smell. Reviewers call the aroma pungent and lingering. Run a carbon filter indoors and pick a discreet outdoor spot.
- Feed lightly at first. Autoflowers burn easily in the first weeks. Give Hippie Crippler mild nutrients and raise strength only once flowering starts.
- Time outdoor sowing to warm weather. Because Hippie Crippler does not wait for shorter days, sow outdoors once nights stay mild, and you can fit a second run in a long summer.
Is Hippie Crippler the right strain for you?
Great pick if you
- Like a happy, giggly, energetic daytime high
- Enjoy pine, lemon and earthy flavors
- Want an autoflower that blooms without a light change
- Are curious about AK-47 crosses in a smaller, faster plant
Think twice if you
- Want tested, breeder-published specs before you buy
- Want a heavy, sleepy nighttime strain
- Need to keep mother plants or take clones
- Are sensitive to racy highs that can bring anxiety
Hippie Crippler strain FAQ
Is Hippie Crippler indica or sativa?
Hippie Crippler is a sativa-dominant hybrid. AllBud and Weedmaps describe it as about 70% sativa and 30% indica. The autoflower version also carries ruderalis genetics, which make it flower by age.
What are the parents of Hippie Crippler?
Hippie Crippler is a cross of AK-47 and Blue Satellite, according to Leafly, AllBud and Weedmaps. The autoflower adds ruderalis genetics. The breeder who first made the cross has not been publicly identified.
How much THC does Hippie Crippler have?
Leafly lists Hippie Crippler at about 18% THC with roughly 1% CBG, and AllBud at about 20%. These figures describe the photoperiod strain; no lab result has been published for the autoflower, and potency varies with growing conditions.
How long does Hippie Crippler autoflower take to grow?
No breeder publishes a tested time for the Hippie Crippler autoflower. Sativa-leaning autoflowers like it usually finish about 9 to 11 weeks after germination, with flowering starting on its own around week 4.
Is it spelled Hippie Crippler or Hippy Crippler?
Both spellings point to the same AK-47 × Blue Satellite strain. Leafly, AllBud and Weedmaps use Hippie Crippler. It is a different strain from Hippie Crasher and from Hippy Crack, despite the similar names.
What does Hippie Crippler taste like?
Hippie Crippler tastes of pine, earth and sweet lemon, with a sharp, pungent aroma that some people liken to diesel. Leafly lists myrcene, terpinolene and ocimene as its main terpenes.
What effects does Hippie Crippler have?
Users on Leafly most often report feeling happy, uplifted and giggly, and AllBud adds creative and energetic. Most people see it as a daytime strain, though large amounts can feel spacey.
How tall does the Hippie Crippler autoflower get?
No height has been published for the Hippie Crippler autoflower. Sativa-leaning autos typically grow about 60 to 120 cm (2 to 4 ft), depending on pot size, light and how early you train them.
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